Then your kids become gamers, and it is the greatest thing ever ;)

Yep, to me that became clear when Ultimate Reed and the Cabal stepped out of their lifeboat. So the people in Reed’s lifeboat, the Cabal/Ultimate Reed lifeboat and Doom himself are probably the only reps from 616 to me.

I’ve gotten pretty immune to scams. For one, Don’t Trust Anyone. If I don’t know you, back the fuck off and leave me alone. Second, since getting a cell phone I never answer calls that come in as a number. If its friends/family calling from a new number they can leave a message. And email... I don’t use anymore. I…

Crazy that this is even a thing! I never fall for any scams like that because I live by the motto of “DTA”... Don’t Trust Anyone. If I don’t know you, I assume you’re trying to steal my kidneys. If you’re a stranger to me, you have no reason to talk to me. Go away!

Yep, dropping soda was all I needed to do. Was consuming around 500 calories a day of the junk. Easy to cut, and the effects of stopping it are pretty dramatic.

That’s what we did. Condo is the dream, I hate having to do yardwork. Plus, in my area rent is insanely high. A similar sized dwelling costs about 2,300 a month in rent. Our mortgage plus condo fees is 1700. We’re locked in for a 30 year too, and you damn right the rents around here rise every single year. We’ve been…

Working with kids now compared to my experience when I was young, the parental involvement is non-existent. The type of bullying you describe, and I’ve seen, just wouldn’t have been able to happen in the school I grew up in because half the class had their parents being class moms/dads and EVERY parent knew every…

For fucks sake. When I was young, even if I didn’t want to go to a classmates party, my parents dragged me there anyways. Some days aren’t about you. Plus, you get cake. Go to the party!

It’s the Doombot from Avengers AI. The team also contained the Vision.

If she's that miserable... she should just walk away from it all! Invest your money and live comfortably off the interest the rest of your life.

Growing up (80s) it often felt like gaming/computers/comics were a secret society. No girl in our entire middle school or high school (and they were large ones) aside from me was involved in the "nerd activities". We'd have loved for them to be, but the other girls in our group just sort of tolerated our more nerdy…

Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish.

Have you actually eaten bugs? Do they taste like shrimp/crab/lobster... or are they so small do you not really even taste the "meat"?

We chow down on shrimp, crab and lobster already without batting an eye. Might as well consume some other arthropods!

Right there with ya. I moved to another state after graduating, so no one gave a shit what school I went to back in Illinois anyways. Never even asked for college transcripts, and job two after college didn't even want to know about college at all, they were just interested in Job 1. My peers are still paying off…

My introduction to Anime was Akira and Lodoss War... all in one day sitting in my friends basement. Good times!

I wish Michelle Obama would announce she is running JUST to cause the Republicans to have a complete mental breakdown. Then a few days later be like, "Gotcha bitches!"

Between work, kids, inlaws... we don't have the time even if we did have the patience for marathon sex sessions. We have it down to a half hour as our perfect time. Everybody cums, everybody leaves happy. And it is a short enough window of time it can be squeezed in quite easily (no pun intended!)

Probably convincing the world I don't exist.

The happiest person I ever met was a night janitor at an elementary school. An 8 hour shift all by himself, with his headphones on jamming as he cleaned up the school. Dude loved his job, and had been at it so long he actually made quite good money as well.