I usually tip about 30-50% to delivery drivers, plus they get the delivery fee. We order from the same places quite often, figure it's good practice to be nice to the guy who is alone with your food :) On the plus side, the drivers know us and will occasionally put a cake or extra breadsticks or something else in…

Does anyone else furiously text during the game? We call it "sending ravens", and the paranoia it spurs on is just priceless. I was texting my dad about a movie we were going to see the next day and the rest of the table thought I was plotting with someone... but who?!?! Ended up causing an alliance to break in…

In my group the Lannisters are usually brutally targeted because they're Lannisters. Everyone HATES them. They haven't come close to winning yet, regardless of who is playing them.

But your mom isn't the demographic that is there opening night, seeing a movie several times in opening weekends. Of the teens and young adults I work with, Charlize Theron gets a "?" while Hemsworth gets "Oh yeah! He is Thor and the Huntsman! I looooooove him". They are the audience. And he is the one who will…

I hate getting involved in bullshit wars... but man would I love for us to kill the shit out of these people. Go in, wipe them out, leave. I'd probably feel much better about it than Iraq or Afghanistan at least.

Same with me. Her aversion to chores was one of the reasons I dropped to part time to be the stay at home dad and she is still working. She was raised by a hoarder, but still... you've been out of that environment for 17 years... hang up your towel. :)

On a hot summer day the craving I get for a coke is unbelievable! It is so delicious. Why must the things we love ravage our bodies so :(

Dropping garbage food (especially soda) dropped me about 20 pounds in 6 months with no additional exercise or anything. Now that baby is a bit older I'm going to start incorporating some exercise and see where that leads me. Dropping the fast food, sodas and other garbage is relatively easy, though man some of the…

G cup?? (Though your back is in my thoughts, strong as iron it must be!)

Forget fears, I need an app that saves me from the TSA circus and ticket prices.

I've got a side business doing freelance work that puts me ahead of where I'd be if I had to pay for child care so we're good for now. My wife is a teacher and we have thought about doing some child care for some of her coworkers when my daughter is a bit older, definitely worth a look :)

Ah hahahahaha! Wonderful woman. We're all, we're all very fond of her. Very free-spirited.

Same here, we were so worried about how expensive a child was we didn't factor in the death of our DINK lifestyle into our budget. The money we've saved from no longer eating/drinking out damn near every day has been astronomical. I've left my job to stay home with my daughter to avoid the daycare costs, and were…

Truly the greatest comment/gif combo of all time. Cheers, sir!

Opposite for me, my wife is a nuclear furnace. Her baseline temp is around 100 degrees if you measure it randomly. We joke that she has gotten the lamest mutant power ever (though maybe a higher body temperature makes her less likely to get sick? She is NEVER sick).

I'm waiting for a dirty dozen style movie that brings together Liam Neeson, Denzel, Harrison Ford, Bruce Willis and more. Expendables... but all old people. :) Maybe Tom Cruise too? Is he getting up there?

Charles Bronson is missing the resurgence of his genre!

Hey now! That can be broken down into so many different roles! The cool mom trying to relive her youth, the disapproving mom that doesn't understand why the daughter hasn't settled down with a man yet, the alcoholic mom, etc. SO many awesome roles!

This song should have been on the Awesome Mix Tape Vol 1.