I married a super hot "Cool Girl". We're both pushing 40 now, and she's still a "Cool Girl". Our interests are the same, our belief systems are the same, our sexual deviancy is the same. We have a very chill existence, and it is glorious. They exist, and they're wonderful. We haven't had a fight in probably over…

Only if someone slaps you on the back really hard during... which I'd NEVERRR do. Never. *hides behind you*

God be all, "Wait... which Cinnamon are you praying for again?"

Confessions are a big one for us when it comes to putting creeps in jail. I'm always shocked at the people who cave and confess. Most of the cases if they stonewalled us we'd have nothing. Have a decent number who kill themselves too, which I never shed a tear about. :)

Having worked in CPS for nearly 10 years now, my jurisdiction would be all over this. Depends on the local statutes of course, but here in VA it is an instant investigation. You tear your hair out when you have to remove, should be a simple choice: kick the piece of shit child molester out of your home or we remove…