You know, the racism and bigotry of calling out racists and bigots. It's the same way they like to yell about how intolerant the left is of intolerance. We're all just hypocrites for not being equally supportive of Nazis, you know.

Call me old-fashioned, but I think something needs to have mass before you get to call it an "object."

Or, you know, maybe title it "All You Need Is Kill".

Johnny feels dark hands pushing him forward. The voices in his head get meaner.

"Jiminy," thinks Johnny, "if only I could get me a ride in one of those."