No one’s trying to expose these athletes, they’re just memes! Stop being a white knight bruh.

I think you are severely overestimating how much these WNBA players make.

This is the most correct answer. Frequent updates that you control as a parent, since the kid has no concept of 60 seconds.
Any time you do “X more times”, well all of a sudden it takes the kid 10 minutes to climb up the steps or jump in the pool. They’re too smart for that.

I’ve always had great success with the “5 more minutes” (or “Oscar Mike in 5" as they came to know it), but the key was they got an update every minute.
The beauty of this was that this “5-minute” countdown could take 5 minutes, or it could be done in 2. As long as they got a countdown, “minutes” could go by as quickly…

If my employer was being sued and a reporter asked me to comment on the thing the lawsuit was about I’d probably avoid talking about it too.

You get paid for this?

To be fair, I rarely check my spam folder either.

Wow, a bunch of people in the middle of a tournament didn’t deign to take a blog’s bait? Crazy stuff. Probably clear proof they’re all misogynists.

“The clear implications of Billups’s statement is that players who did not have two parents in the home—like, for example, fourth-overall draft pick De’Andre Hunter—were not raised right.”

Or perhaps it’s possible to preserve a theoretical ideal (an intact, loving, married, two-biological-parent household) and appreciate the instances where reality actually lives up to it without confusing it for criticism of any reality that happened not to.  

Easy with the IT fluffing.

Hot take incoming: Hubie is the perfect secondary commentator, and nobody will convince me otherwise. Put him with a high energy lead like Mike Breen or Mark Jones and his analysis is refreshing, all information and no ego.

Freakishly healthy if you don’t count the fact that Mbah a Moute — who averaged 25 minutes a game during the regular season and is a guy they count on to guard KD — has a dislocated shoulder.

home teams wear white in basketball stop fucking it up

I agree that I don’t think there’s any scenario where he’s far behind IT on the Celtics next year; because IT still won’t be on the Celtics next year.

I dont think anybody really believes the Rockets will defeat the Warriors in the NBA finals.

Congratulations on finding the box scores! If you check them a little more closely, you’ll notice that Embiid is an aggregate minus-2 in the series, which is actually slightly worse than neutral.

This administration can’t even get funding for its most visual campaign promise but yeah, let’s go all 1933 over here.

I live very close to a warehouse and would get “super saver shipping” delivered in just a couple of days. Now they fail to miss the mark on Two Day shipping all the time. They clearly don’t prioritize that part of the business anymore.

So, uh, is there a reason why you’re assuming that John SUNG is white?