I think it’s more important that American restaurant service professionals have to turn as many tables as possible just to eat and make rent. 

MURCA!!!!! FREEEEEEDOOOOMMM!!! WOLVERINES!

Alan Ruck has a career-defining role: that of “Rabbit” in Twister.

Neymar is one of the greatest of all time. Just like Ronaldo and other superstars, 75% of his game is falling down and screaming like a baby to draw a foul.

The highlight was TASbot playing Celeste.

Will he win not one, not two, not three, not four, not five, not six... championships there like he did at Miami?

Ronaldo finally got called on his flopping. Good on you, ref.

Why not? It keeps him distracted and away from the nuclear football.

What if he’s not “lying”? It’s possible that his staff is putting together media packages that are partially footage from video games, partially clips from movies or TV shows, all dubbed with new audio just to keep the guy happy. He may actually believe that this is happening because he sees it everyday in his…

That’s how we got Gorisch.

Funny how high tackles are illegal in rugby and yet players are tackled all the time, sometimes not even going a foot forward before being brought down. Also funny how rugby players go sit out for several minutes if they hit another player in the head. Yet even without all this headhunting rugby union and rugby sevens…

That’s right - it was about wanting to be traitors to their country.

Trump is President because there are a lot of people who want to call “good” Osages “not common trash” - which means the other Osages are common trash, neh?

Because I’m old, John Travolta is “that guy from Grease” rather than “that guy from Battlefield Earth” or “...from that spy movie with topless Halle Berry”.

I liked watching the Iceland games because their fans were so amazing with their clap and roar.

Yeah, that lady CLEARLY has been going around stealing air conditioners.

The underlying issue isn’t so much that they work for the Trump admin as the fact that since they CONTINUE to work for the Trump administration it’s clear that they have not a shred of dignity or scruples, and so they’re not worth dating. If they had ANY integrity they’d have resigned long ago.

I’ll drink an avacado smoothie, sure.

The only things worse than Cheerwine is Moxie or one of those weird Thanksgiving turkey-flavored sodas.

He really wasn’t once he went to the WWF. He was a good monster and a good heel, but his WWE run was middling at best. There have been much better big men - Diesel (just for his charisma, even if he never was the best wrestler), The Big Boss Man, Goldberg (who is a monster even if he’s not immensely large in size),…