No, no, no, no. There shouldn’t be a Mr. Neighbor’s House sequel. The end of the first one was perfectly bleak and insane. It would be like having a Doctor Horrible sequel.

25 years ago, people still thought of Tom Hanks as “That guy from Busom Buddies” and not “That guy from that bloody war movie.”

The greatest foodstuff ever invented by mankind, though Kewpie mayo, Bulldog sauce and microwave popcorn come close.

It’s not like he did anything spectuacular. What about the other two drivers for the same car?

The funniest thing about this is that everyone knows Texas BBQ is garbage anyway.

The real star for England was the Tunsian defender who thought he was going to be clever with the ball in his own corner rather than booting it down the field.

To be fair, FIFA had Brasil at #2 and Switzerland at #6, so it’s not like Brasil was playing Trinidad and Tobago or (not much better) the USMNT.

There will never be a moment better than Giant Enemy Crab.

It doesn’t stop the President and his son-in-law from making millions of dollars.

This is good news for Trump’s base. They’ll be proud of their guy for dropping some old bag when he was done with her. This proves what a manly sort of man he is.

Maybe it would help if the drinks weren’t edging up on $20 for an oz of booze?

This is fucking BASEBALL, FFS. Stop pretending this is some macho game. Play the game and stop swinging your tiny baseball dicks everywhere.

Everything that happened since LeBron signed with the Cavs this last time was according to his plan. This was his team, his coach, his everything. If they lost, it’s his fault. He makes his own dream teams... and we see how well that goes. I mean, he won what... not one, not two, not three, not four, not five, not…

But... this is the team Lebron wanted with the coach Lebron wanted. How could they possibly lose?

See? These deplorable MAGAtts would happily lock up brown children in cages if they had a chance. They’d be happy if eeeevil cities like Los Angeles burned to the ground tomorrow. Thousands of people dead in Puerto Rico? They thank God for the hurricane.

Good story, but of course we’re not talking about Christianity here, since Evangelicals have no Christ in them and thus aren’t Christians.

Did it have lots of pretty Instrgram pictures? That probably drew in the foodies.

What’s the point of “half-caf” or decaf coffee? Caffeine is all coffee has going for it. If it’s decaf you may as well drink non-alcholic beer... no, wait.

But my point is that when one is this far down the “pain scale” these are the things one thinks of. These are the barriers to getting help. It’s not a matter of “just go to the doctor” or “go get help, please”... one just CAN’T. One can’t get the meds to help enough to get to help without already being under care but…

You’re exploting that worker in the same way and just for your convenience.