As long as the Steelers lost, all is forgiven.

White people are crazy.

Why was this lady even in a Starbucks? Aren’t they trying to destroy Christmas with their non-baby Jesus cups and eeeeeevil lesbian drink cups and fancy East Coast LIEberal drinks?

Excess sodium also encourages one’s body to hold water, which also increases blood pressure.

We all need more SMEG in our lives.

I don’t think this means what you think it means.

No, the worse Christmas movie ever is “Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny” - either version.

It’s RIDGE RACERRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!

“The Last Of Us 3: Magic Baby’s Revenge.”

MPR is serious about this... not going to replay past episodes with him as host and rebranding the show. Wow.

Why would one pay for an aimbot on a monthly basis?

We have a fascist orange turd runing our government and people are upset about XP systems in a game?

Would it help if we start a letter-writing campaign?

Kewpie and Bulldog - the mother sauces.

They’re not ketchup flavored. They’re MSG flavored.

This season is a backdoor pilot for a Legion of Super-Heroes series.

These are the kinds of things women have to do to get a fair shake in the sportswriting business.

The funny thing is that it’s terribly easy to just run through the battles. Go watch the speedrunning videos.

“Don’t Tread On Me” - Metallica.

That’s why people who have been eating soy for thousands of years are so unhealthy and feeble.