docrailgun
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Table, ladders, and chairs matches are stupid and pointless. They make pro wrestling into more of a cartoon than it already is and takes away from the stand-up fight aspect. All they really do is destroy bodies and ruin careers.

Ivanka is Poppy.

So, the current POTUS?

Haters gonna hate.

Did they pay you?

Jon... you play a damn game for a living. Have a little fun once in a while.

And that has what exactly to do with protesting?

Fuck you, Petty Dick.

He broke the law. Don’t speed if you don’t want the ticket.

But that’s how supervillians do things: “Give me the McGuffin, Batman or I’ll destroy Gotham with the hidden bombs!”

She probably didn’t want him there anyway, it being the Mooch and all. The poor preemie baby didn’t need all that negative energy from the sperm donor anyway.

But he’s so good at Twitter! The bestest ever!

Mooch is actually a robot puppet controlled by Trump. Think about it - he has the same mannerisms with his hands and all he can talk about is how great Trump is.

I hope so. Will it be soon? The robot hellscape can’t be worse than the Trumpocalypse.

Even Justin Beiber doesn’t want to go to Justin Beiber shows.

Justine Dimond was white and pretty, so something will be done eventually.

Troll. Nothingburger troll.

Shellfish are, at least. Wearing clorhes made of two fabrics, also.

The idiot does realize that Muslims can eat pork if they have to or are made to?