Not that 9/111 movie, but I would like to see a 9/11 flick about a group of time travelling criminals who go back to 9/11 to steal stuff out of the vaults under the World Trade Center buildings.

Call Donnie Trunp. He’s an expert on both healthcare and handling vaginas.

The 5-8 Club for an authentic Jucy Lucy. Stay clear of Matt’s Bar at least.

Arabella must have watched “Ni hao Kai Lan” on PBS.

The funny thing is that someone got their shorts pulled down by the goalkeeper during a corner kick in the other quarterfinal that day.

They can, but there’s no video replay in place at the Gold Cup. If this had been the Confederations’ Cup (where they had video) things would have been different.

He was just “standing his ground”. Surely a man can protect his driveway’s airspace from the incurions of invading trucks?

I enjoyed the Muppets show, when it was called “Meet the Feebles”.

If the many bridal series on TV are representative, $3500 for a dress is nothing.

Not “Doctor Who nerds” so much as “misogynist douchebags”.

Sometimes PR morons don’t think to change advertising. There was a touring sci-fi con that kept announcing (and Tweeting) that The Ultimate Warrior would be appearing even though he had been dead for at least a month before the ads in question.

*BLARGGGGGHHH*

There’s a third kind of people: ones who are tired of hippie-punching douchebags who complain about people who want to do gluten-free diets even when they don’t need to avoid gluten.

At least the defense tried in this match, unlike the first one.

Not passing, but attacking... going out of your way to get as far ahead as possible while a leader has mechanical trouble.

Chris VROOM, you mean. :)

Well, breast milk is made just for your baby, but it’s still food, as oppised to other bodily excretions.

If every restaurant had a staffer who showed you their butthole, dining out would be a more “intetesting” experience all around, neh?

Where were they coming from and going to that only took 3 hours and cost $1000? Oh. The story title is wrong. It was an 18 hour trip.

I’m very lucky as I’ve always had gaming friends and family who are women. I’m glad I’ve always seen female gamers at conventions, too.