Uh... he shut his laptop up between the bed and the table. 10 bucks says that was an accident. yipes. Macbooks don't squish.

Only because they built it in California. Bring that to Texas and we'll have it approved in a week, and built in 2 years for half the price.

So... does this game require an internet connection?

That must be materials only. New York is a union stronghold. Labor there would triple the price of repairs...

But will his new game require an Internet connection? That's all I care about.

This was the most boring thing I've ever seen on this website. I award you no points, and we are all dumber for having viewed it. :)

I think it's still there. the collar that the thing sits on is around his neck.

+1 Jesus. That was funny