The dramatist in me hoped that as soon as the package opened, the cards would turn to dust and fade into the wind.

That attitude always bugs me.  If you don’t like changes or a new edition just play the older ones.  I’ve played for a very long time but I understand where you are coming from.   A lot of TRPG players have this weird elitist attitude. I think it comes form insecurity mixed with a love of something that they feel is…

Yeah. If WotC’s VTT is as good as they project, great! If it’s not, it’ll suck but we’ll just keep playing the way we already do. I don’t see much downside here.

You mean that shooting in texas where a bunch of cowards stood around and let a bunch of kids die.

Lmao moving a bike a foot to the left is the same as hotwiring a car? Holy fucking shit we’re fucking doomed hahahaha

So you can realistically expect to see it somewhere north of 2027. If you’re even still playing D&D then, which seems unlikely given how mad you are about it and how you apparently don’t have a DM or anyone willing to step up.

How are you this fucking stupid?

Wow, that is a facetious arguement. You have never seen bikes leaning against one another at a bike rack. You are dumb.

Was there no way around the parked bike?

Him: You can’t touch my bike!

Don’t mess with other peoples’ stuff

Bah, don’t bother.

Exactly. You don’t arrest someone for NOT committing a crime. What the fuck are you thinking? Or are you thinking at all?

I guess they think moving someone’s cart out the way in the supermarket is grounds for murder too.

That’s BS. Moving another person’s bike over a bit is like sliding others’ coats on a hanger to make some space for yours, or moving an unattended shopping cart out of your way in a store aisle.

“You wouldn’t hot wire a car to move it out of your way, would you????”

If your shit is in a public place and in my way, I’m going to move it. If you tell me you haven’t moved other people’s stuff out of your way in a public place at least once, I’m going to call you a fucking liar.

How about that?

All the butt-hurt racist asshats trying to make the excuse that you don’t touch someone else bike are making a lame-ass argument.

You’re a racist troll. So your opinion is worthless on any matter.

According to the Chicago Sun-Times, the boy was sitting on his bike outside of a Starbucks with his friends in Park Ridge. He moved the bike of Vitellaro’s son out of his way, which the sergeant saw as attempted theft.