Just recast the entire movie to the Sunny cast. Frank as Mario, Charlie as Luigi, Dee as Peach, Dennis as Warrio.

But he could be wario

This just in, Rich Hollywood white man’s feelings hurt because people made fun of awards he didn’t win.

The producer of Natural Born Killers wrote a book about the making of the movie, and she noted Oliver Stone’s “uncanny ability to put his finger exactly where a person is most sensitive” and use it to dismantle them. This is extremely on brand for him.

This is some fine deductive reasoning here. I will buy it.

So here’s my theory on the identities.  It’s a little unclear if the unnamed actress has won any of the three she’s been nommed for. But if we assume she hasn’t won, and if we eliminate those who are deceased, we are left with the following possibles

Joan Allen
Diane Ladd
Angela Landsbury
Piper Laurie
Laura Linney
Michelle…

If you listen to the podcast the emphasis makes clear she thought (or Cooper thinks she thought) he deserved “THE NOM” but nothing further than that

Exactly. Andy, and kids in general, love Buzz because Buzz is a cool toy. Disney should know this since they sold millions of the damn thing.

The marketing hook of: “this is the film that made Andy want a buzz light year toy 26 years ago”, isn’t really much of a hook. No one ever gave a shit WHY Andy wanted a Buzz toy. It was irrelevant. All that mattered was it was a wildly popular toy. That was blatantly clear already and that was all that needed to be…

Here’s an idea... Buzz Lightyear, by himself and in his own fictional universe, isn’t that interesting of a character, and is really just a generic science fiction hero.

For old fogies who can remember this, like myself, the scariest episode(s) of Sesame Street were from 1970, when Mississippi’s PBS station committee banned the show from the state network’s inaugural broadcasts period because the show’s integrated cast and neighborhood setting were deemed unsuitable for Mississippi’s…

This.  I didn’t need Disney to tell me how to build a dream girl in 2004; John Hughes told me in 1985!

Keanu Reeves has no objections to you sexualizing an AI Keanu Reeves, either.

People have already demonstrated they’ll sexualise an AI Keanu Reeves.

I had a rather deep-but-also-shallow conversation with a friend not so long ago, and we ended up agreeing on/with the idea that AI that are not specifically meant to titillate should probably not be human. Clippy was ahead of his time. It sounds like a joke, but we will only avoid popularly sexualizing AI when their…

First thing that popped into my head...

This is a fun opportunity for malicious compliance: point out to Disney that every human character is also a primate and demand they run all of them by the animal consultant team. Grind all production to a halt on every single show.

Yup. The humour is what sold that game to me. I still can’t get the sight of baby Cammy asking M.Bison/Vega for a toy and him saying “no” like a father would.

OR you can look at it as making it easier for people to enjoy their product, you pompous ass :)

You realize older millennials are in their 40s, right? Exactly how old are you???