I always say that the absolute BEST things in life involve things coming into or going out of your body. See: pooing.

Am I the only one who has ever had one of those really good poops and then fought the urge to tell someone about it?

idk i think peegasms* are better

YES. if I could count the times I'm asked "when are you having another??" And my response is always "One and done." I tried it, I love my son dearly, but my body is destroyed and I miss the life I used to have. Not that I would trade my little one, but I'd be insane to put myself through that physical and mental…

I've realized anytime somebody I know has a kid I feel slightly betrayed because everything about our relationship is forever changed.

Playing with my kids was always so hard for me. I remember trying to play barbies with my 3 year old once.

Me (holding barbie): "Hello, how are you?"
Her (holding her barbie): "Well I'm doing alright."
Me: "..."
Her: "I don't want to play with you anymore, where's dad?"

And I miss my friends who have kids, especially one of my closest friend from high school. I have gone out of my way to plan child friendly things so she can bring her son. But something always seems to come up. It eventually gets to the point where you stop trying because you get tired of putting in the effort. And…

As a childfree woman it has to become an integral part of our identities. Just as becoming a parent becomes part of your identity. A lot of us childfree people have to be more vocal about it because it is something we're constantly questioned about. You may not talk about your child around them but the message is…

I know that I'm not completely innocent of being an asshole about not having kids, but I try not to be. I think for a lot of us, we just feel like we have to push back in a sense - like make it clear that we're happy with our choices. I know for a fact that I am never having children besides my stepdaughter, but I am…

omg I've had this same conversation with my own mother.

I've heard from parents that when children reach the self-sufficient stage, things do tend to be more enjoyable.

I would live and die for all three of my children. Each one is precious in my eyes. I also wish I did not become a Dad. I'm not nearly as good at it as I had hoped. I feel like there is no refuge or sanctuary when things get really difficult. The peaceful moments either never happen or are far too short and few. …

That's a really important point. I don't want children and neither does my husband, but I know that I'd love a child I made with him more than I can possibly understand. There's no one in the world I'd rather have children with than him. But I don't want children. It's a nuanced thing, for sure, despite how it's…

The problem is, by saying you only feel sympathy for their children and not for these women stuck doing something they regretted, you're ensuring that women will continue to feel ashamed for having these feelings and they won't speak about this frankly to people close to them or anyone else, and will keep these…

But only if Rogen didn't talk.

Can I confess something totally immature and awful!?

Ditto

Fat dudes are sexy as hell.

While people are individuals and this study doesn't apply to everyone, etc., my husband lost a large amount of weight about 6 years into our relationship and is now (rightfully) considered an extreme athlete. I have never had such low self-esteem in my life as I do now.

"...This is another from the long, long, looooooooooong list of reasons you should never, ever, EVER use Yelp. God, Yelp is terrible."

I might blow my cover here, but as a former restaurant owner (in Australia no less) I can personally attest to the vile, unscrupulous tactics of Yelp and its users. It's basically an…