Try it with melted butter and a cup of coffee. It cures both of your concerns. 

Unless you know how to shill right

Yes, BUT... Waging a war on something a silly as a Milk Shake with doughnut on top is ridiculous. No one is eating one of those things everyday they are sometimes treat that someone or more like multiple someones will consume on a whim.

Which is why the Gone Girl “Cool Girl” speech resonated with so many young women. The standard that role sets is a practical impossibility.

My neighborhood gets quite a few adults, sans costumes, armed with a Northgate Market shopping bag, panhandling for candy (I can’t say they’re trick or treating, because none of them even say ‘trick or treat’). Throughout the year, we save all the soy sauce, ketchup, hot sauce, ranch, etc... packets, and when these…

For people who's lactose intolerance isn't too bad, parmesan is actually safe. Hard cheeses like parmesan have less lactose that softer cheeses.

In the background riding bikes on the plant planet

For some people it’s not the calories, but the sugar. Brands like Halo Top and Enlightened have 4-8g per serving, which is great for a cheat.

It exists here too. It isn’t always easy to find and it is usually their more boring flavors. Other companies have ice cream bars and B&J has individual “slices” but either of those options is at least two actual servings. 

Some places in the US sell small cups. I can go to Harris Teeter and they have mini cups of Haagen-Dazs and Ben and Jerry’s I think. A friend of mine get a whole cornucopia of them for desert when he has people over for an eating king crab legs and movie night.

“remember when Bush lied for the reasons for going to war and Obama wore a tan suit and Trump put white supremacists in his cabinet and owes money to dictators”

In his mind, he’s done nothing wrong.....typical narcissist! And an enabling wife who NEVER held him accountable. His celebrity sheltered his primitive behaviour. So sad that it was ignored for so very long. Ugh! 

“Let’s get things rolling. Do I get pick of the litter?”

yep, Jean K Jean is basically an update of Pierre S Cargo! and still funny

how have you never watched all that or kenan and kel??

Jimmy & Rosalyn Carter will join him eventually. Or maybe not.

I believe he actually said that every US president except Lincoln is in the Bad Place, so technically still ambiguous.

But that was during the Bad Place Good Place experiment. We can’t trust anything Michael said.

Yes, getting into better shape is mostly about what you eat, how you eat and how much. One thing people miss as they get older is the body changes and doesn’t process food as efficiently. Eating a pizza at age 20 is a whole different experience for your body at age 45.

Even this post decrying Kim’s ad is filled with threads on how to lose weight advice. I am pretty sure this post garnered a few sales for the company being criticized.