That’s so weird, because when I think of pie, I think of suffer food that should fit right in with Jewish immigrant attitudes about life being hard. Pie crust? A complete pain in the ass to make properly.

It’s already burnt. I’d love it if there were institutions that safeguarded democracy but until those exist, no point in pretending. If Democrats had fought in 2000. and hadn’t let McConnell fill all those federal judges when Obama was President maybe the country wouldn’t be screwed. 

So? The Democrats were too pussy to do anything and Trump won. He’s going to overturn the ACA, destroying Obama’s legacy. And all Democrats are doing is quoting the rulebook. It’s pathetic. 

Who cares if it’s a burn! This has actual consequences for real people’s lives.

Agreed. And now they’re upset at the non-collegial tone. I don’t give a shit that it’s Hillary’s birthday or that they aren’t being polite. I give a shit that Roe, the ACA, Griswold and probably Brown v Board will be overturned next year, along with who knows what administrative legislation that will make it 1920…

Nowhere in the article did it talk about race. The fact that you think it did is extremely telling.

The liberal website isn’t living up to the awful woke stereotype that exists only in my head and in my deluded right wing echo chamber! How DARE they?!

Bowen Yang lived in Montreal for a few years and you can totally tell.

The Jack Flatts sketch was bizarre. Like they wanted to address the kidnapping and awkwardly shoehorned it into one of their “let’s make fun of losers in the midwest!” sketches. The only funny part was the new girl as the waitress. Everything else was characters without a joke or a punchline. Unless you think “chain…

Is it just me or is Kyle Mooney a black hole of comedy. His awkward nerd where the ENTIRE ‘JOKE’ is he’s a dorky white guy trying to do “black” things? Yeah that was funny in the 90s. Speaking of, all of his filmed pieces where the entire “joke” is “Hey 30 somethings, remember that random bit of pop culture from when…

It’s so weird other places can’t do bagels. It’s not like it’s hard. Maybe given their pizza people on the west coast just don’t know how to use the ovens. 

Montreal bagels >>>> NY bagels. (Both are better than Toronto bagels although NY bagels are too big).

Nah. Chocolate is supposed to be melty. That’s what makes it good. I don’t understand chocolate chip ice creams for the same reason. 

The role on 2.5 men was supposed to be nothing but she was easily the best part of that show. (Yeah I watched it sometimes. It reran constantly). 

The troops thing is so weird. Do troops even want candy? When I was a kid my mom told me we were “donating” our candy to the local childrens’ hospital. Of course my dad just took it to work.

A few years into Hallowen, don’t kids realise that maybe 3 or 4 candies are actually good and there’s no point to the rest? I wouldn’t share my peanut butter cups but if someone wants to “tax” my mini Hershey bars, go nuts. Take all of them.

It has nothing to do with teaching kids. It has to do with it not being healthy for kids to have that much candy. 

I’m making these if Trump gets a second term. 

That book people buy as graduation gifts for people they don’t know that well is becoming a movie! I await the miniseries adaptation of a keychain with “Some people enter your life and quickly leave, others leave footprints on your heart and you are never the same.”

I had eggnog for the first time in my 20s at a Christmas party. Did you guys know eggnog is cold? Because that legit shocked me. Why don’t we ever talk about how a winter drink is cold? Cider, mulled wine, hot toddies, various flavoured lattes, all hot. Eggnog? Cold. It’s weird.