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That wouldn’t pass a first amendment challenge in the courts; this should.

Agree to all this. Especially the not having patience to spiralise anything. Although there always is that one low-carber or dieter who needs to convince everyone that no, cauliflower paste is just as good as pizza thy don’t miss real pizza at all and chopped up cauliflower is exactly like rice! Better even! Come on.

Zoodels don’t come close to replacing pasta in terms of taste or texture. Zoodles are good if you’re going in a group to Olive Garden and want to eat a meal without blowing a whole day’s worth of calories on 1 bowl of mediocre pasta. They’re good if you like the taste/convenience/whatever of pasta dinners and don’t

Well this is pointless. The literal only reason to ever eat Hershey’s chocolate is if making a smore. The rectangle shape is awkward for that. I would support changing the bars to be flatter and square-er so they fit better on a graham cracker, and melt faster. As for stamping pictures on it? Literally who cares they

Yeah, all she’s done is make a ton of money developing interesting shows and identifying and promoting talented people. How dare she. She should be doing sketch comedy of someone else’s show forever. 

Ok, that’s a lot of text but we’ll start with how is Debra a working class name?

They’re selling it as healthy I’m just saying it’s not

It’s a great idea, but what happened to making stews and salads like the rest of us do at home with our leftovers? Or take all your produce that’s about to turn and smoothie/juice it. People pay a ridiculous amount of money for juices with green in them.

Vegetarians are normal people just like you. Sometimes they want to get fast food and have something they can order that’s not salad. Sometimes they get invited to a BBQ and want to bring something that can be thrown on the grill like what everyone else is eating. Sometimes they might want to eat a burger but not want

If you think they’re are any actual health benefits from eating this processed lab concoction you’re kidding yourself.

i dont get it tho. meat eaters are bad so lets make alternative foodstuffs that mimic meats and bleed? i might try one once but at its price i cant see eating it on the regular. and i live in texas if i replaced cow with soy id be deported. 

Obama announced these projects, but McConnell’s going to do some bureaucratic bullshit and then a year from now, Netflix will just be Duck Dynasty, Greg Gutfield, and standup specials from Gavin McInnes and Milo.

Sour cream is a totally different ingredient, I can’t imagine it really helping a cake much.

I’ve never had a cake made with either mayo or sour cream that I would have been able to identify as having those ingredients in it by taste. If you can taste either of those things in a cake, then the baker screwed up.

I cannot rightly imagine eating either one of these cakes without thinking that the batter had gone off. There are certain times I do not want to be greeted by a vinegary or lactic tang, and tucking into a sweet is one such time.

Just so you know, watching women eat is a serious sexual fetish.

Women laughing ALONE while eating salad. Presumably because she’s so crazy no one wants to eat lunch with her.

Yeah, this isn’t new. Women eating junk food has always been a cliched sexy image, as long as the woman is conventionally hot. If she isn’t, then she’s disgusting. Weren’t there ads for some fast food place showing celebrities in bikinis eating burgers while rolling around on the hood of a car?

There are definitely rom coms where a “flawed” (klutzy, nerdy, slightly overweight, poor) woman gets the man, and to answer your question, they’re appealing to women because everyone loves an underdog story, and many of us feel like underdogs in our romantic lives (surrounded as we are by cultural expectations of what

THIS. I mean, I have a friend whose husband refuses to eat adult food — like, will go to a perfectly normal and common restaurant and make a show of not eating anything, then insist on dropping by McDonalds on the way home. We were all at a friend’s house after a long bike ride, and the friend’s wife made some BBQ