That’s like, what - half a quart? Given this, I’m also skeptical about the “moping” claim - it’s possible she was simply quietly prepping her food, and using it as an opportunity for some “down time” during however many days they all spent together. And we also don’t know how the conversation came about / evolved…

When I can’t eat exactly what I want, I consider it a junk food moment.

That’s the thing. It certainly reads like this person was taking the opportunity to wear their specialness on their sleeve. That feeds into the popular asshole vegan stereotype. But it also could be a person who is just socially clueless.

...and sad trombone, it’s just another Asshole Vegan story after all.

That’s my point. There’s a self-awareness to that. “I wish he were interested and I want to talk about him because I’M interested” is different from “I sincerely believe he’s interested even though I haven’t heard from him.” 

I remember the selling point for this film being that Scarlett Johansson is naked in the pool.

This was the big take away from the movie for me. I watched this with a female friend who I always got along with but we were usually not single at the same time. I always felt like she wanted me to make a move but realistically we weren’t in the same place, she DEFINITELY wanted kids I most likely don’t.

Similarly, where’s the fun in realizing that the guy who is attractive enough to have many options isn’t going to magically turn around and become your puppy dog because you’re oh so amazing and special, which is essentially the plot of almost every romantic comedy out there. 

But how would the movie have suggested this? Because you are right that male characters in these types of movies aren’t taken to task nearly enough (as in at all), but within the framework of the movie, I don’t know who would be doing the teaching except the female characters, which is absolutely wrong. It’s not their…

So is this film ground zero of the thankfully now defunct craze of turning unrelated self-help books into ensemble movies? Capped off by What to Expect When You’re Expecting?

I am surprised, and thrilled, that the first Duo announced is this and not peanut butter/chocolate. 

I don’t really get it. There are parts of the country where sadly Hooters is the best option for watching sports. You seem to acknowledge that and then immediately say that if that’s your thing you suck. If you’re in rural Oklahoma on an NFL Sunday and your options are a Hooters with 20+ TVs or an Applebee’swith four…

They’re all wearing a double layer of flesh colored, sparkly tights in a size to small. The 70's grade booty shorts give everyone a shovel butt wedgey. And they enforce a make up policy that’s drawn right from a 80's rodeo beauty contest, teased out hair, inch thick fundation and all. Tattoos need to be covered with…

“Playboy Bunny pay has also apparently been cut from $40 an hour to $25.”

Seems to me it’s entirely possible to find attractive women who can also serve food. Thousands of other establishments have unlocked the secret, Playboy can too.

Whoopi Goldberg is also on my Looney Tunes collection introducing their racist collection telling me how times were different. SHe seems to be the go to spokes person for that.

On one hand, no kid should ever see Song of the South. On the other hand, they can’t pretend that that movie was never released.

Wait... it’s really never been released? How have I seen the entire movie on home video as a kid?

When I see stories about whatever is these people are, or “influencers”, or anyone who is getting rich simply for posting shit on social media, I feel terribly old, and fear for the future of our species. Between this bizarro alternate reality in cyberspace and the descent into barbarism in the real world, I feel we…

Using the word crack in an innocent context to describe something innocuous has been around forever. At least as long as I can remember and I’m in my 30s. I’m pretty sure you can but mini-books aimed at housewives called “Coffee is my crack” at any chain bookstore or big pharmacy. I’m pretty sure recipes for crack…