This Is A Bear In A Lambeaukini

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Personally, I like the Brandon Flowers gameplan of "Treat Wes Welker like your younger brother when you finally invite him to play with your friends"

They aren't human beings.

I don't listen to a lot of rap, so forgive me for sounding ignorant, but are there a lot of rap songs about Niger?

There must have been an obstruction on the runway

True, he's not good old Hunter Thompson. But the man who coined the term 'Gonzo Journalism' would have liked that Porsche review.

In keeping with the Chiefs theme, Baby Andy Reid won a costume contest by defeating 8 terrible costumes and avoiding the other good ones ...

I don't like the Pats, but the Jets' behavior reminds me of when the Yankees warned officials about this cheater...

That's funny. Tell it for a third time.

Red Sox Fans: Why do you make fun of us Deadspin

Unfortunately for Babcock, he was later detained and interrogated by Homeland Security after hearing he'd been running with some rough-looking afghans.

Morons.

I'm not going to give you any sort of guff for some of the painful missteps on this list BUT ONLY BECAUSE of you are so very, extremely, perfectly, absolutely, totally, completely, utterly, sublimely, etc.ly CORRECT about that vile Skyline chili mess that people in Ohio claim to be food. It is not food. It is an…

Do I like this wordplay? Meh, Depends...

The Browns and Bud Lite. I'll bet this ended with some wet pants, because it's obvious no one Pampers this kid.

We have to stop slut-shaming women. Swallowing is not a crime.