You didn’t right EAT SHIT in this entire blog.  The hospital’s changed you man.

What gif?

You remember that Sunday morning, two months after dad left, you wake up and notice mom’s hair is seriously mussed, and then you walk into the kitchen and dad is making eggs like the past eight weeks never happened . . .

EXCUSE ME BUT A DREW MAGARY POST IS HAPPENING NOW? THIS IS A GREAT DAY.

Truly surprised to see this, what with religion and child molestation being such historically uncorrelated things

Fuckin’ jesus is out here ruining everything.

Pictured: a man who loves his job

As an addition, Wilson’s insanely impressive there as he has been the whole evening. He reacts instantly to the deflection and keeps running forward with just insane amount of intuition on where the ball will go.

Absolutely stunning play, especially after the Chiefs were put away by a similar catch last week.

“I’m just here so I don’t get fined. Oh wait, fuck.”

It gets better

Fun fact: Des Moines is at the intersection of Interstates 80 and 35, and actually has a higher-than-average-for-the-upper-Midwest percentage of Mexican population due to the latter interstate being a throughway from TX to the Twin Cities. Finding good Mexican food in Des Moines isn’t actually too surprising.

“Taiwan border to the island of England”

What high horse? Calm down. S/he’s generously saying s/he is pleased for the Bums’ success while still cheering against them as a Giants fan should.

In retrospect, that was deciding play for the Steelers while for the Chiefs it was that somewhat baffling decision to go for the TD on the 4-and-2 instead settling for a FG. It wasn’t just that it was a weird moment, but it felt like such an anti-Reid moment as well.

Opting out of a contract isn’t remotely the same thing as quitting a job. Opting out is a normal and intended part of the labor market of professional sports.

Well, yes, I imagine if he had success proving collusion, he’d be entitled to damages. But I think what he wants is a job!