I laughed so hard at this

This whole connectivity issue is nonsense. When I would see KU basketball players around campus, the LAST thing I would think is “wow those guys are just like me, we’re all students together, DURRRHHH!” The only things I likely had in common with any of them is proximity and a deep love of weed.

I’m going to borrow this fascinating bit of trivia and share it with anyone who will listen throughout the weekend. Hope you don’t mind.

+1 terrifying video

The US Congress needs to stop paying these thugs millions of dollars a year, failing careers and all, if they refuse to play baseball. SAD! -@realdonaldtrump

All the stars asdfkjhlakdjsa

I was hoping the spot where your son spilled all the salt would show some black, but no.

Tommy Johnson: I had to be up at that there crossroads last midnight, to sell my soul to the devil.

But you gotta admit it’s funny to watch out-of-towners carting multiple 30 packs out of the grocery store, while having no idea they just purchased weak ass near-beer.

There was a time when the Yacht Club was an integral part of the Lawrence social scene. Then the flood waters of ‘93 receded and it’s been downhill ever since.

Lavar Ball should realize he Kant always will things into existence.

How exactly did he have “3 grams of Oxycodone?” I thought that stuff only came in pill form.

Exactly everything ou just said. I didn’t want to sit here and toot my own horn, but I have Jedi-ed into many events. Sports and concerts alike. The bigger the event, the better chance there is going to be a weak link in the system. Find that link, use it, profit.

I walked right into the 2012 All-Star game in Kansas City by carrying a clipboard and nodding very importantly when I reached the security checkpoint at the worker’s entrance.

C’mon Booger, get it together!

It’s at the bottom of Lake Mirimichi which is where Brady places all of his phones when he’s finished with them.

Let’s cut FMiM a break everyone. We’re all pretty emotional out here in KC right now. This is unbelievably heartbreaking news and my thoughts and prayers are with Yordana’s family.

Plus that whole kneeling during the national anthem thing was secretly orchestrated by Baalke to sow discord amongst the players, thereby causing the team to lose games and make Chip look like a bad coach. In fact Chip wanted to win games instead of losing them, but the GM was against winning from the start.

Not surprised this happened. We’re talking about a game that is mainly played in pubs. You know the crowd is going to be nice and liquored up.

At least Democrats will throw a bone to the poors every now and again.