What time did my mom Google “What is Camp Nueton and why is it disrespectful?”

Are you alleging that a driver who is petty enough to make his way into the stands to confront a heckler would also purposely kill an opponent who dared to confront him on the track?

I stopped reading after 911e46z06's letter. (Side note: what the hell kind of internet handle is that anyway?) That shit about his dad being a 40+ year season ticket holder and hopeless optimist with nothing to show for it is absolutely heartbreaking. I half expected the letter to end with, “My father died of a…

And somewhere deep in the woods of northern Minnesota, Ragnar is laughing maniacally.

Perfect, good call.

Embedded link is not working for me either AND my employer’s all mighty firewall is blocking whatever malware infused upload site you just posted the clip to.

But apparently they have no problem continuing to sell them.

Since Gerry’s not interested can I get those Deadspin dillars?

That may be a legitimate question, but Chicago style “pizza” is still the worst in the nation.

Actually, colleges fail at teaching their student athletes ANY type of literacy.

The end payoff was well worth the 20 minutes it took JJ to read that.

I do respect a man named Joe Horn calling his team “Horny.” Because what else?

I’m just happy they won’t have to cancel this year’s Panera Soup-in-a-Bread Bowl.

Who is the biggest office slob at Deadspin?

I think “he took our property” is an equally awesome douche quote.

This IS going to be the Cheesehead’s go-to story. Being able to file a frivolous lawsuit against an 7-1 NFL team is just icing on the cake.

+1

The real tragedy here is that Bartolo Colon failed to get out of the stadium in time to make it to Old Country Buffet before they closed for the night.

Nothing says recovery like cocktails at 2 in the afternoon.

Peppermint goal!