Thank you 

Sort of off topic, but what does that “train” sign mean?

He could’ve gotten gotten his “Racial Justice Workshop” in fucking JAIL. Believe me.

Like I said above...I know Biden isn’t the best choice by far. It’s blatantly disingenuous to post about a poll and leave a significant fact out in an attempt to show Bernie in the lead.

“I’ve replaced his cholesterol meds with Flintstone vitamins. Any day now, my love”

What a shame. He died before he achieved his lifelong dream of [checks notes] being even fucking richer.

To co-opt a Bette Davis quote: “Mother always said to speak good of the dead. David Koch is dead. Good.”

Not going to lie, I’m just refreshing Splinter over and over waiting for the David Koch article

I can’t wait for next year when they upgrade to the future of credit cards: a multi-layered polyvinyl chloride acetate resin carefully mixed with opacifying materials and dyes. It will be called “iPlastic” and it will revolutionize the industry.

There’s also the part where they give an aptitude test and *screen out* those who are more intelligent ... because those people are also more likely to question authority.

The lengths that people will go to to show that they hate us is incredible. I ain’t got shit else to say.

Yup.

So help me, I'll pull this election over and nobody's getting any ice cream, do you hear me?

“If we take away guns from law abiding citizens, what’s next? Are we going to take away lawn darts just because they’re dangerous?”

I’m so fucking tired of this slobbering bullshit argument from gun nuts.

Tell you what.

Due to our fucked up electoral system, the election will be decided in the rust belt, just like it was last time.

One of my biggest frustrations with organized religion is how much nearly all of them fail at this.

One reason that everyone hates you is you are online.

I had a similar situation growing up.