As an Indians fan, I’ve been thinking about this a lot over the past 24 hours, and I think you nailed it.

Counterpoint: Trevor Bauer can make any hitter look patient, on any given night.

Dammit, repeated you. But mad respect for this one.

Chief Bender is an all-time name IMO

I spent much of my late adolescence building up an insane arsenal of Cleveland Indians gear. In my mid-20s, I began to understand how offensive that shit was (not to me, or other white people of course, because how could you possibly offend us?).

My only confusion is that this actually seems like it would take way more effort than, say, getting a fucking photo of Sam Bradford in a Vikings jersey.

“So while the way that Cleveland has used Miller this season relies on a fairly simple idea (though there’s plenty of research to back it up), it’s still something fairly unorthodox.”

That was truly the most difficult Browns game I’ve ever watched – I actually though Cundiff’s kick was good, like he wasn’t Billy fucking Cundiff, like it wasn’t a 58 yarder or whatever in Foxboro in December.

To you and the 26 other people who responded in the same manner–

I fucking hate Trump with a passion, but from a political point of view, what is he going to do – not exploit one of the only major holes in Hillary’s personal life that everyone in the world knows about? I don’t love this argument people keep latching onto. Any candidate would bring this up. A lot.

Alright, who’s the guy who choose a picture of Almonte, Guyer, Rajai, Naquin, and Jesus Aguilar for this post? Yikes

I’m the editor of a newspaper, so it’s a bit different for me. That said, I got my buddy credentialed for a NASCAR race as my “photographer.” The thing I’ve found out is kind of what Phil says in this article – if you just act like you belong must people couldn’t give a fuck. I mean really, most people checking your…

first of all, it’s a one-game playoff for the division. Second of all, only a movie about a Cleveland sports team would climax with a one-game playoff for a division title.

The year after I graduated high school, my alma mater (do you say that about high schools too? Idk, but I just did) made it to the state championship in soccer. We lost 1-0 on a flip throw that our goalie decided to try to keep out of the goal (obviously he didn’t have to, but I honestly can’t even blame him...…

i’ve already tried to explain this joke to three different people. I read this comment five minutes ago.

way, way, way, way underrated

Would strongly encourage anyone on this thread saying football will die soon to come down to the south and explain that to small-town coaches and players.

I went to school with this beautiful girl who was “Mick Jones’ daughter,” which of course, made her that much more attractive. Found out my senior year she was Mick Jones of Foreigner’s daughter, which I thought was decidedly less cool.

I think I speak for all Browns fans when I say

A) this is spot on