“Mr. Trump, are you playing Pokemon Go?”

“The First Order Strikes Back”

...Wait...

So you’re saying this movie needs more Rufio?

First group is Solo, Foolkiller, Jessica Jones, Maria Hill, Captain Marvel, Thor, Elektra, Doctor Doom (sans armor), Slapstick, Captain America, Black Panther, Gamora, Cable, and the big green thing is probably Fin Fang Foom, but could be American Kaiju.

The Ardrey Kell High School talent show: You pay for the whole seat, but you’ll only need the edge

And the raspberries thank you.

John Kasich is that guy one step above you on the corporate ladder who seems like a good mentor so you go out for drinks with him one day after work and he lays out his theory on ‘the blacks’ until you pretend your wife just called with a baby emergency.

Do Not Masturbate While Seated

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Black and White is still one of my favorite games. I’ll still never get my cow to stop eating his own poop. Or stop pooping on villager’s homes. Or STOP FUCKING CREATING DISCIPLE BREEDERS I HAVE ENOUGH FUCKING PEOPLE JESUS CHRIST FUCK ME!!!!!

Same people that complain about spidey's eyes being too small. It's like "comic books, muthafucka, do you even read them!?"

Star Wars.......in SPACE

Let’s be clear about this. Batman v Superman is a massive success.

Bothan Commander: Alright, we’ve got the plans, but this is a tight spot. That’s okay, we’ve been through worse together. We just need to get through this blast door and we’re home free.

Mothma: You all did such a good job with the first Death Star plans. Now I need you to find the location of the Empires new battle station.

I want to make a post about Bothans because I’m amused at how many people are going through the comments about this trailer to make sure everyone knows that the Bothans were the second Death Star.

Damn, I hope that’s NOT the Emperor kneeling before his secret master Snoke. I don’t need that shit.

The only way that should work is if his Force Ghost appears all distorted, almost like it’s a faulty hologram, and Han goes “THAT’S NOT HOW THE FORCE WORKS!” before immediately fading away again.

I think someone’s Sega Genesis controller got disconnected.

Oh, well if he’s immortal, I guess it’s not that big a deal.