You may have more rings, but you also have a shitload more bracelets/anklets too.

OMG. I hear you. Born and raised in Philly/S.Jersey living here in the bowels of hell (Dallas). Will love my Eagles till the day I die. The next best thing to an Eagles win is a Cowboys loss and the screams of mayhem that ensues on the local airwaves the morning after.

“Oh sh!t. These guys suck! They aren’t worth the…