Better than this show has been, but the idea that May would jump off the train, be pulled back by a parachute, and land at the exact same spot as the already paralyzed Coulson and Ward (who jumped off later, if only slightly) really took me out of it.

I got a Community notification for this?

What? It came up organically.

Did you guys know I had sex with Eartha Kitt in an airplane bathroom?

To be fair, Tha Clipse's former manager is doing a 30+ year bid for drug trafficking, so their stories have always been a bit more plausible than Rickey Rozay's.

I liked this show better when it was called Automan.

I believe that was Exile Island rather than Redemption Island.

You forgot Tyrese Gibson's Mayhem!

I'll go seek them out after I'm done Japa-noi Tretching.

So weird to see that this show is set in the old Onion HQ. I worked in that building for 10 years. It was all down hill once the Onion moved in…

Plus, Saffron's always Ready to Go.

You mean Marie?

@avclub-16db446cafb1ffb1466e71eaf97a4f49:disqus Greg Evigan and I have the same birthday!

And Cramsey from Party Down, too!

She got a seal in marksmanship.

It's no Pre-Teen Dirty-Gene Kung-Fu Kangaroos, that's for sure.

In the deep dark halls of community college
That's the place where I hear old Pierce whine
And it's there I read on a study room table
You'll never leave Greendale alive

@avclub-3e9e0f1010418374c3dd9ccf3b0ed27c:disqus George-Michael Bluth, my other favorite G.B.

@avclub-3e9e0f1010418374c3dd9ccf3b0ed27c:disqus George-Michael Bluth, my other favorite G.B.

Yeah. *chuckle* Totally Kafka-esque.