docbenway
Dr Benway
docbenway

They are trolling us.

Hello Kitty is one of the most easily recognizable characters in the history of modern culture. She's the smileless

Ugh. No. I legit hate this guy.

Oink! Oink!

Oh fuck. Now whenever I put on a black t-shirt and unremarkable jeans (i.e. most of the time) I have to feel like I'm playing right into the Gap's conspiracy to suck away everyone's individuality and personal identity. From now on I'm only leaving the house wearing old-timey bathing suits with the nipples cut out.

I dunno. I just went to the Gap's website because I liked the dress on the model in the top photo but most of those dresses don't look flattering on the models (who are paid to look great). I'm not sure how they'd look on me.

Someone should be riding a bike. How will you know it's working if there is no bike riding?

WHERE'S THE BLUE FLUID?

No one is spinning in circles with their arms above their heads. I do not recognize this as a feminine hygiene commercial.

"'Go to bed, you'll feel better in the morning' is the human version of 'Did you turn it off and turn it back on again?'"

The way the cat reacts to the cash register popping open is hysterical.

*FREEZE*