Johnny Manziel During Drunk Driving Arrest: I’m the quarterback of the Cleveland Browns. There’s nothing you ca—

This never happened when Brett Favre was quarterback! No tablets were available because he’d ingested them all.

Is Flacco’s hair elite?

Maybe this is just the version of Andrew Luck with cable.

Every podcast I listen to has ads. Big deal...not. Billy-boy is a bean town hero. Who are you, Ronnie Pickering? You chowdahead. That said, won’t listen.

Fuck you Papelbon you piece of shit. Harper is the best player on the team, and you pull this shit. I’m not kidding, if I was the Nationals I’d have Papelbon arrested.

Hi, stupid.

Looks like they’re going to go for the, “lost innocence” route. To which I would respond, “If he asked you to go buy him a dime bag, and scoop some food from Sonic, would you have done it?

The league, and football in general, would be better without them.

This just ruined my fucking day. My senior quote in my high school yearbook was from Rowdy Roddy.

Bob Ryan looks like Peter from Guess Who.

none. it is fake and the nose thing was a mishap. keep trying follower of the devil

How has no one picked up on the fact that two prominent free agents had a name within a name: LaMarcGasolDridge? Seems like this should be bigger news.