Let the low hanging “Juju” comment tsunami.... BEGIN.

“should.” That word has cause a hell of a lot more problems than it ever solved.

Holy republican-blogging christ, this guy reaaally loves himself some white-mans-burden stories.

You had me at “I’m wicked hydrated” you gorgeous beast.

This comment is TOO underrated. Made me laugh... and triggered the same lame relief of learning you met a deductible. Middleclass bingo!

Texas is how Baylor happened.

I have experience with Mid/Low Federal penitentiaries. They’re dad-ranches.

It’s unreasonable to blame Aldon for not knowing then what she knows now. And it’s good that she’s conflicted about CK. If you’re an emotionally functional human being, it should take a minute to reconcile the fact that someone you’ve cared about is a predator.

You mean, “yeeeeyaaahhh....”

The only thing I could think of during Maroon5's dry wall demonstration: Monday’s coming. Thank god.

Who said anything about mutually exclusive? Well, outside of your obfuscating the argument...

You guys gotta make up your minds. Deadspin shits (rightfully) all over the NFL for how they’ve handled player safety.

Rogan is the Charlie Rose of meatheads.

“it’s just”

“successful, funny, and attractive”

Lonely pathetic racists spend most of their time with other aging menboys indulge in anger towards women.

“Sloane promised to send me an amended statement”

THIS MADE ME LAUGH YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD

“But enough of us”

Cool thats all gonna work out great for the knicks