But Tom, it’s never too late for an asshole to also become a hypocrite.

“he even tweeted out a photo of himself photoshopped in a Giants jersey.”

Let me fixed that very dumb question and make your title clear:

I, for one, was riveted as your article climbed through the storymill of ESPN, to the dried depths of the AP to arrive at the same place all post game interviews go: Athlete likely didn’t say something. Ends up saying more nothing.

oof.

You may want to roll back your internet connection to dial up as a way of slowing down your self-owns.

Well expressed, well written, and saves me the trouble of watching. thank you.

Counterpoint: Avoid Virginia altogether.

“That is why we need...”

Good news: Most of us will never know the ‘privilege’ of attending boarding school.

This comment is worth all the stars in the sky. Lord love ya

Lifetime should rename itself to “Sensational Abuse,” so it’s audience can cut the shit with their high horsed pearl clutching. They have no interest in victims, as is told by “intervention.” Most is exhibitionism, with footnotes on the outcome, because... it’s really about the sex, isn’t it?

“Sounds like they had all the leverage in the world. She barely had enough votes”

No jokes Chris: Fantastic b-ball analysis and even better prose.

You’ve just described hell. Can we light it on fire to complete the decor?

I got... nuking all three from space. It’s the only way to be sure.

“UFC events seem like hell.”

“Thankfully, Burrow returned for LSU’s next drive”

Counterpoint: knowing less people is awesome. Replace them with squirrels, fish, or dogs. They have no need for whatsapp, SMS, or the FCC. DO NOT put parrots on your loop though. They are phone hounds...

That wrestler’s gotta be a good kid. He’s there, not backing down, not running, ready to compete, ready to comply...