He plays bottom.

Why? Because, despite communication technology and evolving interpersonal dynamics, douches will always be there to bitch, whine, pollute and complain.

The most liberal pocket wasn’t liberal enough, as no police stopped the murder and abuse. So kinda get fucked or clean up Charlottesville.

This one of the major reasons I quit watching football: I could stand in line at a DMV and have more fun than waiting for assholes to review plays.

OMHGGG You just pinterested this mfer into the core of the earth.

Instructions are for wimps and losers and grandmas who fear the challenge of using their own damned mind (before it’s completely decimated by parasites).

“Sliding in DMs during the season and sometimes getting exposed for reportedly sliding in DMs is all the rage these days”

The real question is - how many hookers did this so called ‘sewer alligator” kill when he was at SMU?

I won’t star this in the event that SecretService is reading (THEY ARE)

That is a lot of interesting words you wrote. But none of them are “fuck everyone at the USAG all the way to Hell.” NO STARS FOR YOU.

He’s playing to the box seats and waiting for a few of his adored old white assholes to die so he moves up the Metropolitan club waiting list.

Choking a woman.....

Every star is yours, my lord.

Let’s show a 5 year “old” patriots photo because deadspin loves themselves some snowflakes this time of year.

As part of the Latino Caucus of assholes, we officially disavow this fuck and call on everyone to consider him as a member of one of many parasitic phylums - they are devolved enough to take him.

No. Russia won the presidency because of barely literate and completely gullible dipshits like you.

I kinda hate you? And kinda love this statement anyway.

A chain link fence around a marquee location on that campus. Way to ‘wow’ the alumni.
Oh Purdue... ‘Fisher Scientific’ on the inside, ‘Home Depot’ on the outside.

I think I’m supposed to be macho-dismissy-cold about this whole thing, but anyone else feel real shitty for Dwight? Completely speculation, but if this is his outing... then it’s a very dwight outting... but it also begins make some sense of the oddities and rejections and disrespect throughout his career. Locker…

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