Yeahnnoooooo. Mistakes like, “I was young and douchey when I said X,Y,Z” sure. Mistakes like “I’m going to try to kill you in front of a lot of people”? Perhaps that might be an indicator that you’re not worthy of public consumption. I recommend he move to someplace deep in Oregon where he can be forgotten , stat.

Christ. You’re suggesting that a relationship between two adults not working is something that should be held against them?

I used to like this guy. Now I really hate this idiot. Really really hate this tripped up dumbfuck. He’s holding open a door to already flooding anti-intellectual movement that will affect children and their educational system.

Why is it a bummer to find out that someone who doesn’t seem all that smart on TV isn’t actually all that smart in real life?

Because they’ve written extensively about Simmons. First time here?

Because Florida.

Excellent excellent article - I never went all the way down into vault 11 - was too busy racing around for X,Y,Z to give it the proper attention. Now I regret it!

It’s 100% option C)
He’s getting off on shitting in public.

Or as my mother said “I hear a lot of good things about homelessness. Let me know how it works out.”

They don’t. Because if they do, all kinds of suspensions and revocations and punitive measures would have to be taken. Let’s not go there... we’re all hanging on by a motherfukin thread. Don’t.

This article stridently paces us past Trump’s post-fact age, straight into the post-point age. Congrats?

Stopped playing all online games years ago because of this kinda tripe. Don’t regret it, and most of all, don’t miss it.

the surest sign the movie’s gonna suck -

I’ve played every fallout since 1997. and though I had bones to pick with Fallout4, I felt like it was (short of the very first interplay fallout) the most immersive yet.

NO. No, please no. I’ve played every fallout since the first. It has been such a deeply personal experience, character rich experience - - why would I want to do this with a bunch of twelve year olds yelling racist garbage into their turtle beach Elite 800 Pro headsets with bonus trucker hat???

cewl bro

Godbless you. Whether or not you felt strong in these demeaning situations, you were and are strong. Your skill as a writer is your weapon, and I hope no one asks you to sheath it again.

That cop has been pulling that very stunt since elementary school. the body language, the ‘defensible’ verbage, the final unveiled threat to continue following him to make it clear that this is anything but casual. This cop is the prototype of the bully who jobbed every principle, coach, parent and boss with a full…

There is nothing... not one moment of that cop’s pull over... that says “polite.”

Oof.