As a sports dad, I loathe the “snack schedule” email from the team mom. We can pack our own snacks, thanks. I don’t need to be one-upped by the Pinterest mom from hell. She can bring her kid his own snack in a bio-degradable bucket that also serves as a coloring book, an SPF 45 hat, and a carrying device - all with…

The only proper snack for sports is orange slices you can turn into faux mouth guards. My child will have unfettered access to orange slices and be the least scurvy child on the field. Eat that shit, other parents!

What? No. No.

Nerlins is still in the league though. Bennett was last seen playing 23 games for some Super League team called the Brooklyn Nets.

Trust me, these are the UK fans from East Bumfuck who have never been within sight of the UK campus. Most haven’t been near a school since, oh, eighth grade.

The committee seriously needs to do a better job of seeding, and turn to shit other than RPI/who-did-you-beat as criteria when seeding teams. The primary factor in seeding teams ought to be, uh, HOW GOOD THE TEAM ACTUALLY IS, and things like RPI and strength of schedule and quality wins only tell you so much. …

He took something that many would be embarrassed to do. Owned it, made it his. Now they cheer him instead of making fun.

He’s already demanded a trade to the Pirates.

Vince Williams: [falls in gorilla cage]

Let’s cut the guy some slack on his day off. It’s not easy being a St. Louis policeman.