I have an even better idea. Wisconsinites should start withholding their state tax payments now. As the revenue deficit starts to filter up through the state government, the new Governor can enact emergency powers and start withholding pay from some “non-essential” personnel. He can start with the state legislature,…

This has been how I’ve approached most everything in life since I was about 10 years old. 

See, everyone?

China has agreed to reduce and remove tariffs on cars coming into China from the U.S. Currently the tariff is 40%.

No one forced them to choose war instead of peace in 1948

Yes.

The only person who’s approached that level of arrogance and delusion recently is this dumb American missionary type who travelled to India and took it upon himself to trespass onto an isolated (and federally protected) tribe’s island to save them from Satan.

He wants to shut down the government? Good. Most of his followers are taxpayer-supported in some way, either by Social Security, welfare, farm subsidies, agricultural subsidies, or by scamming the military-industrial complex. The rest of us who have any spare money will pay into a Strike Fund to help others who lose…

As long as republicans are in charge of any of the branches of our Federal Government. It is not functioning.

Re: paying your dues

I would like for Zinke to spend the rest of his life in prison for his astounding level of corruption. That way he can volunteer to join the prisoners that help fight wildfires and put his scary expertise to work.

When I was in sixth grade, I was singled out by the kids in my class for bullying, on the grounds that I wore Reebok sneakers matched with Nike socks. It stopped when one of the kids reached down to try and pull up my pants and see what my socks looked like, only for me to try and kick him in the face.

Yeah, that’s generally how an investigation works. Not a lawyer, but I’ve been the target of a few in my time.

Yeah perjury isn’t “Oh shit I mistakenly told you something that was wrong.”

But why go out of your way to reassure those voters that their reasoning wasn’t racist?

You forgot Bobby Bonilla 

If only the poor guy could find a mortgage lender.

After starting the season with wins against Tom Brady and Aaron Rodgers, the Lions have gone from a team that had dark horse potential to one that is definitively ass.

So Ross spends over $500 million on stadium upgrades but didn’t bother to put in a drainage system in a city known for heavy rainfall (I mean the college team’s nickname that shares the same stadium is called the Hurricanes after all). Nope: it’s all about those cushy stadium seats near the 50 yard line.

If you ever find yourself catching a Retrievers game