And despite your corporate overlords telling you to stick to sports, I hope Deadspin never does because

and I can’t emphasize this enough

I come to Deadspin BECAUSE YOU DON’T JUST STICK TO SPORTS

It wasn’t though, Christians mostly had their asses handed to them during the Crusades.

JFC, these auto-playing videos are brutal. 

Evil reptilian Jews? 

I don’t have to imagine this.  This is me. I’m a Vikings fan who saw and felt all those things.  I never believed in Cousins though.  My hope for continued dominance in the NFC North faded when they signed him.  It sucks.

That’s making a lot of very generous assumptions about McCain (that she can follow directions, that she’s self-aware enough to build a character, that she isn’t ridiculously thin-skinned and petty) that I’m not sure is warranted.

That’s why Graves is the only one braying laughter at his stupid picking-up-trash joke.... She’s just staring at him like he’s a fucking moron, because he is. She doesn’t have that “automatic smile” problem that most girls and women are conditioned into by that age. Blessed be!

If all you generally watch is Fox, your opinion likely hasn’t shifted. But after Mueller’s testimony it shifted slightly, because the case was laid bare and hard to spin in real time. Probably hasn’t lasted since it wasn’t immediately followed by impeachment.

I love The Hunt for Red October and its version of Jack Ryan. It’s a great story about one nerd being in the right place at the right time with a head full of nerd knowledge that’s perfect for solving one situation.

That’s gotta Sting.

Also, you don’t form a union because your boss is an asshole. You do it because your company is owned by The Chernin Group and collective bargaining is going to offer you a lot more protection than a real nice boss.

No one ever formed a union because they wanted to make less money and have less job security. Your boss keeps you around because the value you produce is more than what he pays you, a union just helps ensure that gap is smaller. 

Wow, the guy really is in an Ivory tower.

Yeah, but the Jays would have to go 23-22 the rest of the way just to win 70 games. The complaint is about more than one decision and mostly its about being cheap above all else. The Blue Jays, playing in one of the largest media markets in North America, had the 3rd lowest payroll on Opening Day (lower than the…

Counterpoint: Getting squashed by a legend is the best possible use of Dolph Ziggler in 2019 and they should do it on every PPV for the next two years.

I guess yesterday was the real debate and the only argument left to settle is whether Warren is Sanders’ VP, or Sanders is Warren’s VP. 

Oh, go whine on your tiny violin somewhere else, you worthless cockwalloper. Quit fucking our elections.

If I had Soros money, I would pay a small group of people to follow this shithead everywhere, boo him around the clock and whip acorns at his head. He and MAGAiano Rivera can get eternally fucked.

Sleepy Joe is lamer than if he started calling Sanders ‘Four eyes.’ Seriously, sleepy joe?