This article is about a baseball team located in Canada, so I feel this is an appropriate forum for this:

Yeah, but “civility” and “heritage” or some shit.

Including himself!

Remember: Judge Ellis didn’t want to use the word “oligarch” because that kind of behavior would never exist in America.

Yes, just as the founding fathers intended. This is legitimately seditious, and it seems like cancer did the job that the firing squad should have.

Allow me to approach this from the middle class, I -almost-got-mine angle: Musk got $4.5 billion in government loans to jump start Tesla, SpaceX, and Solarcity and now he jokes/threatens to take the whole thing private; all while f__king over his employees and dropping the stock lower.

Donnie still finding ways to dodge the military 

Darmok and trump at DC, Darmok, his eyes wet. (loose slab falls on trump’s head) Darmok in DC with eyes wide.

He was aiming for Acuña. Doesn’t really matter if his specific target was the elbow or the ribs.

If the state wants to institute work requirements for Medicare coverage, it should also provide residents with a job. 

I think a lot of people don’t realize how much $717 billion dollars is, which is why the fucking endless war aspect of this all just keeps slipping past people’s minds.

Cops don’t arrest coworkers, even if they’re off duty.

There is no need to infiltrate organizations they are already members of.

Yes.

“This district is so Republican, there should never even have been an election here.”

the Pro Football Hall of Fame loves insane, sanctimonious asshole Ray Lewis but might change its own rules because of Terrell Owens.

More believable hairline than Trump, too.

No one - NO FUCKING ONE - should be able to use the word “satire” without taking a survey course in Voltaire, Swift and West. We done killed that word, and I hate it.

“So when the Dusty Rhodes-looking woman”

Kind of depends on the teacher and how much they care. Critical thinking is absolutely a huge part of common core, but of course everyone throws a fit because the parents don't understand how to do it. The old way was memorization and that does nothing to teach you HOW things work.