It’s like Mountain Dew Extreme drank too much 1999 and threw up a person.

DUH. Why haven’t either of you ever just gone, hello United States of Tara? :)

Trying to keep up here-
so, even though ye be pluralities who = the same person, with two distinct personalities that tease other, ‘tis never *actual* disagreement. yes?

If GFieri didn’t look/dress so dumb others might take him a little more serious.

Pretty much what I came here to say. That one’s solid gold.

Also accurate!

Ha, I know, it’s kind of insane. But I’m not going to copy the whole thing! I’ll just have onion rings.

Actually, I figured out the real Slytherin influence in my life. My sister. Outwardly Ravenclaw, inner Slytherin; horrifying combination.

All the best insults are. The truth hurts when it’s pointed out by other people.

Only your clone is dissing ye for your HG fandom. (Everyone else seems to be fine with it.)

No, we’re like the Orphan Black clones. With an age difference.

He’s so cheeesy.

NO I WAS JUST CHECKING. GOD.

“if Ed Hardy fucked a juggalo.”

Also, if you’ve never seen the Harry Potter Musical than that is a travesty that needs to be fixed immediately.

Get yourself under control, or Slay.douche is going to think we really are the same person.

When Fieri stops styling himself after an albino hedgehog then maybe he can tell people to stop making fun of him.

I counted two food puns. I am now disappointed that Bourdain hasn’t made fun of Fieri using food puns yet.

Same person in that I’m beginning to be concerned I am the product of a decades-old cloning project.

You caught me, I’m a primordial diety cursed to roam the earth forever because those who worshiped me have forgotten me.