Corporation says it will not do something then does it anyway?

Why? Don’t false police reports and 911 calls carry penalties?

She’s a good little Nazi, isn’t she?

She’s like the very dictionary definition.

Been there done that in every season. So done with it.

Nazis gonna Nazi.

He wasn’t a master-de-bator either.

COTD

He was wackin it hard.

That’s just crazy rocket surgery! Who can grasp this?!

Gee, what a surprise! Who coulda guessed?

Consumer electronics don’t carry my body across land at high speeds and won’t kill me if they fail nor cost the same as a large down payment on a house.

Well, there is this thing I do while hanging from the ceiling, that involves flamables, fruits and power tools...

Yep.

I’m sure he got... just the tip.

Reagan was also suffering the early effects of Alzheimer’s, yet he was STILL better than the current shit-for-brains-asshole.

I was alive during Reagan, Yes, he was this bad, but his team had better control.

We can try and fix them after they are defeated.

Oh? And you’ve seen the votes?

whoa...