Wife: “How was your day, Joey?”

Man, when I was a kid and we flew as passholders women and girls had to wear dresses, tights, and dress shoes. Men had to wear blazers, slacks, and dress shoes.

When my sister worked for United, we all had and followed the dress code for people getting basically free flights. And often, she and her kids would end up in first class. I really don’t see anything wrong with this policy. The passengers using the pass should have been aware of it too and dressed appropriately. …

Looks ok to me

All kidding aside, this kid is showing symptoms of some serious impulse control issues. He needs to be taken off the court and out of school for some serious treatment for the sake of potentially saving the rest of his life

Good on Gates taking the high road but... yeah, fuck that. That was a little more than mere lower body impact.

If there is an after life, I like to think Carrie is chiding her mother saying “Jesus, could you not even give me 24 hours before you stole my limelight?!”

I’m not the religious sort, but sending alllll the most loving, comforting, warm vibes in the direction of Todd and Billie right now.

I look forward to seeing him return in the second half of Duke’s next game.

Eat a bag of dicks.

From Brazil: the sadness is overwhelming down here. Chapecoense was the cinderella story of the year in Brazilian football, and nearly everybody, no matter the team they are a fan of, was pulling for them. This was their best season ever and they had a very real shot at taking the Sudamerica Cup. Of the six survivors,…

I call this the Seattle Seahawks secondary strategy 2012-2014.