...Tomorrow marks a new chapter in Lindsay’s life ... it will be the first time in nearly 7 years she’s off probation.

Amazing.

Oh, I specifically chose the words “hysterical vapors” for a reason ;)

Squicking you out doesn’t make it abuse. It just means you’re easily squicked out. Children masturbating in the same bed isn’t that uncommon, nor is it abuse.

Gosh dangit, you’re right. My bad.

Ok, sharing a bed. Still not paedophilia or abuse. Go hang out on the Duggar fanpage.

LOL you’re taking my comment way too seriously but ok, I believe you. You’re a better person than I am. My dignity definitely has a price and if anyone offered me 6- 7 figures to write about my boring-ass life, you bet your ass I would take the money and run (and write the damn thing). I’m also 10 years older than you…

Oh look, it wasn’t a figment of my imagination:

Yeah, I don’t believe that. Not unless you’re already rich enough to say “I don’t need more millions”.

Spot on! However I think the problem goes beyond conservatives vs. liberals and has a lot to do with puritanical and hysterical attitudes towards sex and the human body, period. I remember reading the comments section on Jez and a lot of liberals on Jezebel were calling Lena Dunham a paedophile too, and are incapable…

Exactly!!!! She was such a cliché. I just saw a bunch of comments here describing her as “complex” and I was like, wtf? Complex, my ass.

I thought the show was ending! I remember reading a couple of weeks ago its future was uncertain and just assumed it had been axed. Honestly, they should have gotten rid of her ages ago. I love Archie in other roles but Kalinda gets on my nerves. She’s like Faith in Buffy - those badass female characters that you get…

Please. If she really wanted to throw her weight around she’d talk the other producers and writers into killing off her character.

It’s fine not to be BFFs. But two grown-ass women who can’t get their shit together long enough to shoot a few scenes together and remain cordial? That’s petty and childish not to mention selfish because they made everyone else on the show have to work around their petty little fight and resort to post-production…

Agree, except on loving both actresses and their characters. I love Margulies and Alicia, and I love Archie Panjabi in other roles but I fucking hate Kalinda. She’s one of those stereotypical “badass” female characters that you kind of get excited about at first but then turn out to be really fucking annoying. Kalinda…

No shit. I deal with horrible shit at my work - wars, weapons, disease, the hypocrisy of governments and international development and you bet your ass gallows humour is the only way to survive that shit and while I certainly keep the most offensive of those jokes off my social media in case the “delicate flowers”…

I think it’s safe to say that the first victim of internet concern troll justice brigade is humour. And it’s not just Texas parents. This website is pretty talented at getting its collective panties in a twist about pretty much anything funny. It’s also pretty sad that the advice being given here isn’t “tell those…

Seriously? Did you trip and break your sense of humor?

However! Mintified is probably generating a whole lot of sweet, sweet outrage clicks which, in fairness, is all they were after to begin with.

LOL