The “pus-filled” part was an Earthworm Jim reference, dunderhead.

I honestly haven’t played many of the games, but my favorite was the DS RPG Attack of the Saiyans. I wish Monolith Soft had been able to do a sequel.

Oh, forgot to mention that the scummy and sleazy Loot Box craze is being propped up by the scummiest and sleaze st publishers in the industry who are chiefly responsible for making the video game industry the sad sack, bloated, pus-filled, malformed, pile of shit it is today.

I suppose you consider casinos to be A-OK as well since they rake in the money too.

We will when Loot Boxes go away. Until then, nope.

As someone who actually buys TCG cards (Specifically Pokémon cards), I will absolutely attest that booster packs can be considered gambling.

I honestly prefer Option 3, but Option 2 is also acceptable. Loathe Options 1 and 2, though.

Unless the game itself includes an option for that, that isn’t something that’s possible. You can’t change the icons manually through the Switch itself.

3DS and Wii U icons were tiny, though, much like App icons. Switch icons are roughly four times bigger.

If you buy from individual card shops, maybe, but I’ve gotten plenty of EX cards and the like from individual boosters at, say, Walmart or Target. That’s partially why Nintendo put all the boosters in those cardboard cases.

Waitwaitwaitwait.

So, I have no clue about the soccer scene (I can name 4 soccer players: Beckham, Pele, Ronaldo, and Adu), but what exactly is Deadspin’s grudge against Bruce Arenas? I’m gonna assume it has something to do with how he treated women.

Nope. You get base Sonic 2 and Sonic & Knuckles. No lock-on options included. No Sonic 3 either.

Nope. That was the official FDA reasoning.

Not just the choking hazard, but the plastic shell as well. Most of the US is too warm for something like a Kinder egg, so the chocolate melts and mixes in with the plastic, potentially poisoning the kids.

Yes, include a Multi-Tap for one game, that’s an excellent use of resources there. May as well include the mouse and Mario Paint and put the system over $100.

Because the PS4 and XBox One were drowning in exclusives during their first year. Fuck, take away the Forza games and XBOX One’s AAA exclusive count is in the single digits, and that includes today.

Oh yes, because Nintendo has made it clear that licensed titles are A-OK for inclusion. I mean look at all those TMNT, Power Rangers, game show, Batman, and Marvel SNES games that get re-released all the time on the eShop. And don’t forget sports games! It sure was great playing Tecmo Super Bowl and Madden ‘94 on…

You realize Kirby’s Dream Course ISN’T on the Super Famicom, right? That’s only on he American/European SNES Classic. You know, the one with Earthbound on it.

I’ve said this elsewhere, but that’s also why I think Secret of Mana got in over Chrono Trigger, because the former has multiplayer and the latter does not.