Ahh yes, college in 2004. Half the shoutouts were Napoleon Dynamite, the other half were I'M RICK JAYYYYMES BITCH.

Ooh, that's good.

Huh. Haven't ever heard the Shania Twain comparison. More like "Fleetwood Mac's Mirage but with sick beatz."

F Alana
M Danielle
K Este (sorry Este)

Shitty nWo.

Undertaker chokeslammed him off the stage at a PPV and he's still lying there.

The Wikipedia page for former mediocre Braves pitcher Horacio Ramirez for years listed his go-to pitch as a "hanging curve."

How dare you besmirch the good name of FlashFoward.

Don't forget geeking the Wyatts out to Big Show/Kane/Ryback!

Look on this match card and despair: https://en.wikipedia.org/wi…

Mono…D'OH

- America

It's a testament to how friggin boring Orton is that I keep forgetting he's a face, or even on the roster, and he's the world champ.

I said yesterday that I like the idea of Alexa Bliss just popping up randomly to interrupt people's shitty promos on Raw. I'm cool if Nak does his HBK-on-Red-Bull thing as the equivalent on Smackdown.

They did start that possible Dean/Renee vs. Miz/Maryse feud before moving on to Cena/Nikki.

R-Truth vs. Curtis Axel, which by gawd was in a PPV in 2016.

Having Big Show/Kane slowly eliminate like half the field with the obvious setup being that Roman would overcome the two of them didn't help.

Nah, because Otunga unwittingly does the Gray Rock Method.

Ballgame, Maggle!

That's actually better for her character IMO. I'm a huge Bliss mark, but she works best as the response rather than the one leading the promo. You think about the long promos she gave as champ – the times they worked best was when she was yelling at the audience to stop doing the WHAT chant. She's better coming out…