As bad as WCW in 2000 was, as bad as the Fingerpoke was, as bad as nWo 2000 was, as bad as New Blood Rising was, as bad as World Champion David Arquette was, as bad as World Champion Vince Russo was, it wasn't the Yeti. Sorry, the Yet-tay.

Part of me thought for a second that it'd be Braun driving the second ambulance.

I'm thinking it'll be a pre-taped thing at another site, like a swamp or an old barn or an actual funhouse or gah it's gonna suck isn't it

Can we have Alexa Bliss just randomly show up during other people's promos to tell them how bad they suck? It'd be like a MITB cash-in for promos!

The flight of the clapping asshole has ended now, a flight not from point A to point B, but straight back to the terminal. The clapping asshole is bold no longer, though for the moment, he is, as he has said, the victim of the Man. Happily, his conviction will not remain isolated too much longer, because there's…

"hey guide, kiss this: (__)__)"

I can cook a cheapo steak on a cast-iron skillet for alllllmost close to as good as a high-priced place can with a broiler made out of space shuttle parts, so if I'm going out to one of these types of places, I'm going to ones I know will make an average schmo like me feel like gold. Great service, artful plating,…

Two burgers lay claim to being the best I've ever had. Both from Atlanta for the curious.

I was in Montreal for a bachelor party in Summer 2015. Surprisingly friendly people, laughably cheap lap dances, mediocre beer. I'll probably be back, y'all are all right.

Liking Clerks when I was in junior high was an in-crowd thing.

You ruined this movie too?

Oh, and the Rumble winner didn't get to "headline Wrestlemania", which is literally supposed to be the one reward for doing so. They were fourth-to-last on the card!

Alexa Bliss has added a chokeslam thingy to her arsenal, I'm just sayin…

Water under the bridge, but I really wished they would've had Styles chase Ambrose for the title longer. Yeah, they're on different planets, but Ambrose had serious kayfabe cred by cashing in on Rollins and then managing to defend the belt in the Shield triple threat at Battleground. Kind of the great-escape stuff…

Us: Shoot, this is boring.
Her: Shoot, this is SCARY.

When they revealed that Reigns/Taker was going to be no-holds-barred, I immediately recalled the no-DQ announcement preceding SCSA/Rock at Mania X-Seven. Alas.

As a person from Brooklyn, who famously have one of the best crowds in the world

Cuppa Haytahz?

I think "wow, that match was actually a lot of fun" is the consensus smark opinion. The ideal Glodberg/Bork match in the Year of Our Lord 2017 – if it must exist – is two dudes whaling on each other with signature moves for fives minutes, then a finisher, then a pin. That's what they did.

haha you're getting worked bro.