Fun fact: The last Mr. McMahon match proper – and probably the last one he'll ever do – was as an ostensible face.

Y2J still has time to kill before going on tour with Fozzy, so I figure the idea is to keep him in the fun program with Owens rather than quickly start something new before he leaves again.

I still think they had Reigns enter at 30 and be the last person tossed so the crowd wouldn't shit all over Orton winning it.

You didn't owe that guy any of that, but kudos.

It's in the mid-80s in Orlando right now, which means Goldberg'll be sweating even more than usual.

Winners IMO: Neville, Strowman, Corbin, Lynch, Enzo/Cass, Owens, Banks, Styles, Miz/Maryse, Rollins, Wyatt, Lesnar, Reigns.

And if you want something other than Frank hagiography:
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Strowman wins the Andre, Reigns beats Taker (sorry!), both resume their feud post-Mania.

That was a great night, but then they squandered it by having Face vs. McMahons for the bajillionth time. Then he was awesome at Smarkamania, but then they squandered it by having that "I'm not a good guy, etc." thing be all he could say for about three months.

Yeah, Charlotte goes from Queen of the division, indefatigable PPV master, to losing to Bayley on Fastlane of all things and being third banana in the Women's Champ feud. Weird. I feel like they're taking her in a completely different direction at this point. Sending her to SmackDown? Face turn?

Triple H: "You're gonna sit there and listen to me talk."
Me: "Been doing it for years, Trips."

This was on last night. It sucked.

AJ Gibbs moments, ranked:

I'd be cool if they do it like one of those hour-long hardcore matches of days gone by. Have 'em start in the ring, then work their way to the back, then out of the Citrus Bowl entirely. Meanwhile, a few matches go on in the ring. Then they fight their way through the stands and back in for (finisher of your choice).

You know whaaaaaaaaa?

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Haven't slowed-down Windows sounds been a thing for about a decade now?

The cheese situation at Subway. I just don't get it. You've got American, white American, pepper jack, *maybe* some shredded mozz and that is it. (Or at least this has been the situation the few times I've had to settle for Subway in the last decade.) The hell am I supposed to put on their supposed vaguely Italian sub?

Ga Ga Ga Ga Ga is and will always be my #1; everything after that depends on my mood that day.

ooh, that's good. Kudos.