If Einstein the dog is missing from the current timeline when he's sent a minute into the future and only comes back into it when the DeLorean arrives, how is Marty McFly able to grow old, get married, and have kids in the timeline when the 1985 version of him is traveling in the DeLorean to the future?

I'm also partial to this:

They did take a Double-Decker AA from Cena like champs at the '15 Rumble PPV.

yaaaaay alleged six-star match ends on a friggin clothesline yaaaaaay

Remember mulling all the potential SwErVeS they could do with Mania 32's HIAC and main event and they ended up playing both of them completely straight? Yeah. It's gonna be like that. :(

Alexa's theme is….sparkly and confident and shit. Like her. I like it. I run to it sometimes.

Goldberg was awesome because he aesthetically represented a way forward for the WCW past the nWo miasma.

Rumor has it the SDL tag division getting shat on is going to be turned into an angle of some sort (complete with Revival debut).

Jamie Noble! J&J Security return imminent! (please no)

They're ever so slowly pushing Charlotte to SmackDown, I think.

Cole: Someone is going to get fired tonight here on Monday Night Raw.
Graves: (points at Saxton, mouths "Byron")

Weird thing is, Corbin's win in that was nearly forgotten by the time he finally got a bit of a push on SDL.

"Kiwi Maddog 20/20"

Dennis' "What is this." upon seeing that Mac's bedroom setup was now only the AssPounder was perfect.

Goddammit!

Hell, it hasn't even been a year since Nattie betrayed Becky the first time!

I hope Corbin/Ambrose is the balls-out hardcore match that Brock/Dean should've been last year.

If I may slightly critique Little Miss Bliss….she's better as a foil on the mic than she is actually leading the conversation. That segment was going a little slow until she had a chance to respond to Becky/Nattie/Mickie to tell them in various flavors how they all sucked.

I want to think there's something to the fact that Shane was saying that AJ should be the #1 contender while it was Bryan who was saying he shouldn't be.

IMO that botch was more on Charlotte, who needed to pull herself up higher on the turnbuckle.