Yeah, but raged-out MiLB logos are cheeky and fun, while late-90s logos are cruel and tragic.

In that film, he's playing a douche you're supposed to hate. So

Choosing Dean to be the guy to shepherd the WWE Championship to SDL isn't nothing IMO

2011: The 40-man one. It's actually not bad, despite some familiar beats (Punk's New Nexus destroys everyone, Cena takes them all out, Cena goofs around with Hornswoggle…wait, maybe it actually sucks).

(mr burns) Iiiiiiindestrucccctible. (/mr burns)

Maybe I'm being unfair to it and should go back to it, but I didn't really like the AJ/Y2J match at the time. The Jericho heel turn and build were both fine, but the match seemed too sloppy given who we were dealing with. Giving Jericho the win was…odd. Still is.

Taker/Punk was really good, though ol' Cookie Monster did a lot of the heavy lifting there. That's probably the last solid Undertaker match.

Prerequisite note that there has been a lot of terrific, best-in-the-US rasslin stuff going on NXT the last few years. But it's led to overhyping elements that just ain't up to snuff. Case in point: Enzo & Cass. Hyped to shit for a year, VINCE SUCKS WHY AREN'T THEY HERE YET VINCE SUCKS WHY NOT PUT THE BELTS ON EM FOR…

Dolph Ziggler lost to Punk for the title in 2012, then was in the Rumble match that immediately followed.

CM PUNK CM PUNK CM PUNK

…and then there's 2012. (shudder)

Even worse than last year's turd?

I'd say Randal "amazes" in that he's so naturally gifted that it all seems to easy for him. Look at this damn thing: https://www.youtube.com/wat… Beautiful.

The E has somehow managed to beat this Ellsworth thing to death but still make it fun. How, I don't know. Like, I'm legitimately interested where this Ellsworth/Carmella angle goes. WHY. HOW.

Sure about that last one? I think it opens the door to HURR DURR IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME hitting at #30 again, and then here comes Seth behind him with a steel chair…

The Balor/Rollins SS match was good despite the Super-Cool Brooklyn Crowd® shitting all over the belt, but the lead-up was…eh. They hadn't really established Balor to non-NXT fans other than "dude with a cool entrance," and Seth's tweener routine wasn't really clicking without Roman/Dean to antagonize. Not sure where…

That Alexa Bliss wink to Naomi. So good.

All it did was manage to get the crowd to get behind 50-year-old Triple H giving himself the belt. Which is pretty amazing! Well done, everyone!

dun dundundun dundundun dundundun
dun dun dundundun dundundun dundundun
YOU SUCK
YOU SUCK
YOU SUCK
YOU SUCK

The Chipettes then travel on to Egypt, where they are captured and brought to a young Arabian prince. The prince falls in love with Brittany and, oblivious to the diamond smuggling, agrees to return the valuable dolls to Jamal but declares that he is keeping the girls, and making Brittany his bride. Despite being…