It's so dense, every single frame has so many things going on.

Leave a comment on my webzone.

I've always liked the line that Pitchfork used about "Ignition (Remix)":

Went on a date with a girl in college to see the first one way back when. I assumed we were enjoying it ironically because it's total ass. We get out of the theater and she calls up a girlfriend to tell her that it's one of the best movies she's ever seen, and I slowly start to realize that she was being serious.

My wife has a PhD in immunology and I lovingly whip out "stupid science bitches" every now and then.

A TURD MERGER

Aluminum Monster… has Dennis wearing giant fake breasts, Frank and Mac operating a sweatshop, and Dee doing her desperate-not-to-be-a-failure thing. Not a clunker IMO.

IT'S DENNIS

There was so much great about The Nightly Show, and then there was the fact that almost every episode just had to have 10 minutes of a panel segment of Mike Yard and some aggressively ill-informed guest talking over an expert.

It's not "Frank's Brother," therefore it's not the worst.

Haha, White Noise. My super wingnutty father-in-law loved the shit out of that movie, because those damn Hollywood libruls were finally doing the paranormal its due justice, also something something Art Bell something something Infowars.

Going back to a bar you used to be a regular at but now thinking everything sucks. More or less.

The only good thing about WHAT is when a skilled artist on the mic shuts it right down. Miz repeating himself sloooowly to that one loudest WHAT guy this week is a solid example.

Submitted: All "load up into a bulldog" moves are dumb. I laughed at Punk's too.

I loved the Trips/Dean match from Roadblock (the glorified house show before WM 32, not the glorified episode of Raw a few weeks ago). Simple story: Dean the caa-rrrazy brawler tones down the schtick and ups his technical game, Hunter's shocked that he's outmatched, until Dean finally lets loose a little bit and right…

Oh my gosh. Look at her butt.

Thinking about leaving it myself. I spent early NYE telling one of the Chapo House virgins that I thought he was a poorly informed jackass and realized that I should be doing better things with my life. Even beyond the abuse problems, the platform has morphed into endless intellectual scab-picking, at least for me.…

This. At least it would give the upper card something to DO instead of twiddling its thumbs before the Rumble. Have Jericho win the belt, have him and KO gloat for a couple weeks, have Roman win it back the week before the Rumble. Look! Things!

Reigns is a terrific seller*, it's just always in the service of SPEAR OUTTA NOWHERE storytelling.

The first time Reigns did that "I'm not a good guy…." thing at Snarkamania in front of a crowd aggressively booing him, it was awesome. The compact delivery, the gives-no-fucks attitude…that Roman was the Roman that Roman was supposed to be.