Pearl Jam were always way better and more interesting than people give them credit for.

Jack Buck wasn't even that good. And Joe's not even near that.

BACKBACKBACKBACKBACK HELLO, CITY IN THE SAME STATE THAT THIS ALL-STAR HOME RUN DERBY IS BEING HELD IN!

FOX put Thom Brennaman, who is awful besides, on the 2001 NLCS when he spent the entire season as the Diamondbacks' local guy. The hell.

Hawk's so old/drunk these days that the YOUCANPUTITONTHEBOARD barely sounds like words.

Ahh, Verne and Gary.

STEPH vs. THE UNDERTAKER
- Undertaker does the throat slit
- Steph calls him a pussy and slaps him
- Undertaker mopes out of the ring
- LOLSTEPHWINS

Saw them on the Yield tour. A couple started dry humping next to me during the encore. Good show. Don't really have the need to see PJ again in concert though.

Heatmiser's Mic City Sons still holds up, even though what Elliott Smith was doing by himself around that time is on another planet.

To that end, I still like Pisces Iscariot more than MCIS.

So the movie would be just a bunch of cat reaction shots to hacky jokes and situations? Were they all set to use "All-Star"?

Are you telling me that an Adam Sandler production might've included halfassed and poorly thought-out elements?

She's pretty riveting in the Capital One commercials.

ROB SCHNEIDER DERP DE DOO DE DEEDILY DOO

My old man's career sent him around the globe on business trips instead of being home with me and my mother. He was subsequently able to retire as a rich person with a sweet house in the mountains. Now in my 30s, I am shockingly, shockingly OK with this situation even though 8-year-old me didn't get to have a catch…

His boss, who is played by an actor fatter than Tim Allen in a fatsuit.

Marty didn't give her all that much to do in The Wolf of Wall Street, but she was still pretty awesome. The movie's 90% bros yelling at each other and she holds her own.

And here's an even further tell.

In before anti-choicers who desperately don't want to be seen as uncool start complai….ah, oh well.

Yep to all of those. It should also be noted that you putting abortion on the level of those things is…quite the tell.