"I find in favor of the defendant."
"Awww, shit."
"You're the defendant."
"Awww, sweet!"

The albino rhino line is so stupid, but so good. Probably my favorite joke of the season.

Holy crap. I hadn't gotten that until you said it.

"Get off my plane!", said in a shaky-cam shot.

<3 Bo Dallas' face when Steph was ripping on Roman.

Trips/Dean at Roadblock was so good for that reason. Triple H comes in, assuming that he can take down Ambrose's goofy antics because I AM THE GAME, THE CEREBRAL ASSASSIN (plays motorhead), but instead, Ambrose goes for the technical stuff and Hunter struggles to keep up, nearly losing the match.

Voyager in a nutshell.

w/r/t "Cause and Effect," I've gotten more mileage out of https://www.youtube.com/wat… than probably any other YouTube clip. Football team on a losing streak? Use the clip. Work week sucks? Use the clip. A certain party is nominating a certain reality TV star/con artist as president? Use the clip.

"Quark, I've met a lot of Ferengis in my time. And the truth is, though some of them may have been more wealthy, I've never met one more… devious."

The "Equinox" 2-parter is both awesome and maddening. Awesome in that it's legitimately thrilling, maddening because it shows you what ST:VOY really should've been like.

That was pretty much the point, no? Worf was an outsider trying to overcompensate in his Klingonness.

http://imgur.com/UpHn3QS.jpg

I want to think it's the first time Worf legitimately laughs in the show, too.

You know, for all my life I've never thought of the possibility of putting Tomalak in that role and dammit, that's so much better. Think of all the friendly Picard/Tomalak chats we missed.

"FEDERATION SHIP ENTERPRISE. SURRENDER AND PREPARE TO BE BOARDED."

:D

Update: Ayup, this album's still trash.

"If time travel actually happened, the timeline fuckuppery would increase in an exponential fashion" is a clever idea but the execution betrayed the film's $3 budget. And when given more cash to play with and another clever germ of an idea, Upstream Color was similarly half-baked. It was pretty, though, I guess.

(CM Punk's Ryback impression) I guess I'm dumb as fuuuuck. (/CM Punk's Ryback impression)

That was the idea with Del Rio beating him last fall, but Del Rio didn't really do much after that. Matches with Kalisto were pretty good I guess. Hey, remember MexAmerica? Me neither.